Cowboys have long been viewed by many as the ultimate macho man.
Women and men alike have found themselves bewitched by the scent of a manly, sweaty, hard working, hombre.
In veneration of these alluring horsemen of the American West, let us embark on a visual examination of...
The Art of MuskulinityBeing a Cowboy is in the blood,
Cowboy life starts at a very early age
Cowboy life starts at a very early age
Cowboys are a friendly lot, "Howdy pardner!"
The cowboy's hat protects him from the harsh sun
The 'good guys' wear white hats
and use white lariats
A cowboy needs a good saddle
Ranch hands are known for their bib overalls and straw hats
Stirrups help keep you in the saddle when you're not going bareback
Cowboys are sometimes lost in their thoughts
Life on the ranch is hard, tiring work
At the end of the day the cowboy's body is spent
sometimes he needs a breather before even returning to the bunkhouse
Lots of cowboys remember to say their prayers before bedding down for the night
Sometimes his feet get hot and he needs to take of his boots for some relief
Like other men, lots of cowboys find a beer refreshing
Cowboys do a lot of work without their shirts
In the bunkhouse they like to kick back and relax
They say hard work will grow hair on your chest
Plaid shirts are very common among cowboys
Sometimes he just has to air things out
A saddle can make a good pillow in a pinch
He may have to wait his turn for the shower or bathtub
Older cowboys have a prickly sense of humor are prone to brag and tell tall tales
The younger cowboys listen, watch and learn
Mending fences is just one of the cowboy's many chores...
as is chopping firewood
A cowboy always sizes up his competition...
and he is usually aware that he is being sized up
Cowboy life develops confidence
Cowboys are often musically inclined
Hard work promotes the development of a strong body
Some cowboys like a sip of something a little harder after a long day
Sometimes he has to cool down or take a bath out in the open
Cowboys sometimes day dream about their lovers
They go bareback at times
He enjoys a good sunset
Cowboys 'dress up' when going on a date
When a bull gets angry sometimes it's best to just get out of the way
Cowboys really have a great love for the out of doors
The bad boys wear black hats
(Some cowboys like to think of themselves as 'Bad Boys')
Cowboys are comfortable in denim.
Denim Shirts
Black Denim
Blue Denim
Their jeans take a lot of wear 'n' tear
Developing the 'Cowboy Stare' takes some practice
Some people call Cowboys 'Saddle Tramps'
Even wearing his best white hat he can still leave the Honky Tonk all alone.
He's probably all sweaty from hours of Texas Two Steppin' and Boot Scootin'.
Hope he'll be able to hitch a ride back home to the ranch.
Big belt buckles are a hallmark of the Cowboy
A good belt is important to a Cowboy.
If his belt is defective look what could could happen...
and when that happens other serious problems could arise...
so, Cowboys usually have some extra rope on hand
in case they need to tie things down...or up.
Another reason Cowboys always wear their hats
Sometimes a Cowboy feels like he lives in two different worlds
Cowboys love their horses and Ranch Hands love their pickups
A good horse will come when his Cowboy whistles
When the young Cow-Pups get out of hand and need some discipline
a Cowboy accepts the responsibility and does what has to be done
whoa! THAT'S HOT! where did you find this? are there more?
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Loved it. Amazing humor
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